Scott Logic 101

Scott is in the kitchen examining the eggs...The date on the eggs is past. He asks me if they are still good. I say sure...Why not? Right? What the heck do I know about eggs. I then tell him that eggs smell bad when they get old. So he smells them...For a long while. Then he decides that they do not smell. (At one point he angrily announces that he can't smell anything from the eggs and believes this may be due to their shells.)

After all of this he begins cooking the eggs. As he's cooking he begins to rationalize the eggs. He then proudly comes to the following conclusion. Yogurt and milk are good past their due dates and "yogurt and eggs are the same, right?" Therefore, the eggs must still be good.

Ah, Scott logic.

That's right folks...Scott apparently believes that milk products and eggs are the same. I would love to see the cows that live in his world...sitting on their little nests.