Stardate 10/30/2005 (Poor Little Suzie-My Pumpkin Carving Story)

So today I awoke to discover that there was (and had been all along) a monster living in the pumpkin I bought weeks ago! He had been lying in wait for the perfect time to show himself. Today was the day. And outside his pumpkin house door stood yet another surprise to me... Little Suzie from the pumpkin next door! She just couldn't wait for me to carve that door so she could shout those magic words and receive her just deserts. Careful what you wish for little Suzie...You just might get it!