Stardate 10/27/2005 (Happy Holidaze)

It's funny because something strange happens this time of year...Time speeds up! It all starts flying by so fast that the stores can't keep up. I mean has anyone been to the grocery store lately? It's alarming the amount of holiday crap they have everywhere. Pumpkins, bags of candy, plastic skeletons, frozen turkeys, little paper pilgrims, santa and ornaments all on the same aisle! They don't know what holiday it is!!